Anonymous asked:

How about Kongs for guys? Suggestions?

kneelinggirl:

wants2fist:

I’m not much of an anal expert but I think my last answer would be about the same for anal.

No no no no. For anal, the answer is to never put anything in your ass that doesn’t have a wide base or a sturdy retrieval cord. Otherwise, have fun in the emergency room having a dog toy removed from your ass.

You’re right. Kongs really shouldn’t be used for anal unless you prevent them from going all the way in or you attach something to it so it can be pulled back out.

Anonymous asked:

Hi. 22-year old female here, planning to purchase her first kong toy soon enough. What size would you recommend? I have experience in being fisted, and masturbating with a zuccini and an eggplant before.

Great question! I’ve been meaning to make this chart for a while so you asked at the perfect time:

X-Small
1.4 inch diameter at widest point
2.25 inches long
Pretty much useless for all but the tightest holes. No wider than the average cock.

Small
1.75 inch diameter at widest point
3 inches long
Still not very useful for stretching. Slightly wider than the average cock.

Medium
2.25 inch diameter at widest point
3.5 inches long
Good for a beginner who is just starting to stretch. Slightly thinner than the average cucumber.

Large
2.75 inch diameter at widest point
4 inches long
Good size for someone who is accustomed to being fisted or taking fairly large objects. Slightly wider than a US standard 12 oz soda can.

X-Large
3.5 inch diameter at widest point
5 inches long
You should be fairly experienced before attempting this size. Half inch wider than a US standard 1 liter soda bottle.

XX-Large
3.88 inch diameter at widest point
6 inches long
You should be a stretching master before trying this bad boy! Slightly thinner than a US standard 2 liter soda bottle.

In your case I’d say you’re between the Large and X-Large. Why not buy both? I think you’ll be able to keep the large in you when you want to stay stuffed and play with the X-Large when you want a challenge.